cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 07, 2020
My girlfriend is on the rag so I can't use the Banana Bunker tonight. I will have to use the back door.
by Flipya June 23, 2015
My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.
by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019
a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.
by S Conlee November 24, 2013
a slang and/or curse word that refers to people who feel depression, weep, or cry while having oral intercourse with their partner.
by Ammuze December 14, 2009
Ma dang alternator went out in my clapped out chevy. I hope hoss has one I can pull at the clunker bunker down the way.
by Mother Earth 1234 May 08, 2023
Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch
Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.
Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
by Hobunker123 February 27, 2021