paint the treehouse

a blow job; a blow job characterized by the up and down licking motion of the tongue.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you take home that girl that you met at the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, man!"

Guy 1: "Did you get her to paint the treehouse?"

Guy 2: "Yup, she even put a second coat of paint on later!"

by D-Dubbs October 15, 2007

The Treehouse

A place created by Robert for secret marijuana use, but yet not so secret. In the Last few years people have discovered the treehouse and returned with their friends, THIS DISPLEASES ROBERT. Lately the treehouse has been victim of new guests that come in groups, and thanks to Josh Bernstein more people know about it now then ever. The secret location has been given up and Robert is very sad, and he shuns those who speak of the location and he will BANISH YOU for all of eternity if you reveal the location any more. Thus said, I will go make me a cake in honor of my tremendous success of succeeding to spread the word that the treehouse (yet public) was meant for Robert and who he allows to visit. THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOAPORASHUNS.

Not so much of a house... well... maybe to Robert

And Robert said "NO HARRISON, DON'T DO IT!" yet Harrison proceeded to jump off the 2nd story of the treehouse.

Jai did the Tornado on the skate-swing and busted his spleen.

Josh Bernstein told 5 buddys and each of his 5 buddys told 5 more and so on...

The never ending competition between Robert, Jai, and Harrison on the skate swing is going to lead to someones death

by Elliot Sanders March 2, 2011

The Treetop Sisters

A band made up of 3 sisters named Ruby, Pearl and Jade. They can be found making music videos on YouTube.
Though they have all changed over the years, their first song being in 2014 and their latest being in 2017. Though Ruby and Pearl have had their own separate songs, Jade has yet to sing her own. They have published a total of 11 songs on YouTube and 5 real-life videos.

Have you seen The Treetop Sisters yet?

by JadeTheCreative February 8, 2018

in the trees

Having a total freak out. In a state of panic.

“That crazy bitch was in the trees and I had to talk her down!”

by Shellemeno April 23, 2018

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025