An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

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by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
by Hari314 July 8, 2025

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018
