I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.

Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff

by igotthejokes February 9, 2021

Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 15, 2023

Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.

He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.

by Piddique April 30, 2019

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

The Spartans drum corps

The Spartans are a 5 time DCI Open Class (formerly division II) world champion drum and bugle corps based out of Nashua, NH. They are known for their seriousness and their attention to detail.

Wow, look at the Spartans in block...they look so intense...

The Spartans drum corps just have that look to them, it's intimidating...

by TheSpartan22557 March 15, 2017