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Slumps Up

Slumps Up isn't just a saying, it's a move.
The People (Slumps) are on a high level. Slumps Up.
by masenz December 15, 2023
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Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.
Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.
by Blump Lee February 12, 2025
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Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.
"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"
by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022
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Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017
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Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function
Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins
by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018
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Slumped

When a protagonist/main character is fighting and the power difference between them and the antagonist/villain is so large that a non-weeb can recognise it. However you can only say this word when you believe the protagonist will lose and before the verdict of the fight is declared.
For example:
X: “Yo, Ichigo is fighting Yhwach (Juha Bach)!”
Z: “Man, he’s gonna get slumped it’s so obvious.”
X: “We don’t know that yet.”
Z: “Look at that power difference. I don’t even watch anime and I can tell.”
by FtheHokage February 22, 2021
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fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight
Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses
by Heynowman August 30, 2023
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