Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016

turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 22, 2014

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

scissor house

A house where many lesbians live together.

The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.

by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022

Scissor Shot

A shot created on May 22, 2011 at O'Tooles Irish American Grill and Bar located in Royal Oak, MI at 205 West 5th Street. It's a mouth friendly libation that consists of one part Coconut flavored vodka or rum, one part peach schnapps, a splash of both cranberry and orange juice.

My friend and I would like two scissor shots please...scissor me!

by The Scissorers July 29, 2011

soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.

"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"

by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011