The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.

"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."

by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

Xen Paradox

When someone changes their appearance and name to the point of becoming completely unrecognizable.

1: Hey, what’s your name?

2: I’m Xen.

1: That didn’t help at all, thanks.

2: We met last year… I’m Previous Name.

1: OH, sorry, Xen Paradox.

by who tf do you think? August 18, 2021

Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Perscopial Paradox

a. A paradoxical comment that defies all moral and logical ways of thinking,

b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.

c. an awesome combination of two words.

thats a perscopial paradox right there!

by Darth Ada June 22, 2010

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015