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my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024
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Neighbors

Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much
(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)

“Dam I have loud neighbors”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
mugGet the Neighborsmug.

Country Neighbor

Somebody who lives in a country next to/ near yours.
Person: "Hey what country are you from? I'm Polish"
Person2: "Oh nice, i'm Ukranian."
Person: "Hey wait you're my Country Neighbor!"
Person2: "That's neat!"
by Bertushka620 September 9, 2023
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Good Neighbors

Name of a Season 4 Spongebob episode, regarded as one of the worst episodes in not only Spongebob's history but in television history. Was also one of the first instances of Squidward Torture Porn.
The Good Neighbors Rant:

"After a whole day of not being able to be left alone on his day off, Squidward has enough and installs a security system in his house to get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, but unfortunately for him, the system malfunctions and kicks Squidward out of his house. Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY, LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING. GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE!"
by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022
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Friendly Neighbor

Sexual act where you first must smoke a blunt, eat tacos, and get a handy J from someone using your own hand. This sexual act is widely used in the Houston rave scene by Fuckboys
Wes: Yoooo I heard wolf cub gave Brandon a Friendly neighbor!
Rudeboy: Ha GAYYYYYUU
by DaddyRudeBoi December 24, 2016
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our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.
“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”
by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025
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Spotify/drug butt neighbors

Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park

Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts

Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.

"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
mugGet the Spotify/drug butt neighborsmug.

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