Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game

Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.

by maggebee February 18, 2021

Microwaved baloney

Yufbyugyfbtuvtryuerxcdffvv gfyvr^tr^gbt^. Gt^tg7*

You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

Microwave Dinner

An amazing roblox game everyone should play because it is very cool and good and cool :)

I LOVE MICROWAVE DINNER

by Dapper Floppa April 15, 2023