Houston Hard Hitterz

Chick Head #1: There is supposed to be a crunk ass party over at Bayou Oaks.
Chicken Head #2: I heard girl! You know I'm trying to tie one of those Houston Hard Hitterz down!
by PimpC211 August 06, 2006
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skate scene houston

houston skate scene. with some sick ass kids shredding the parks and streets. fuck you we get gnar on skateboards.
skate scene houston bitches, WHAT!?
by htownbrah March 06, 2007
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Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.
by Bellringer69 January 09, 2016
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A Houston Wet Saturday

When two bi sexual men ejaculate on each others face while watching two and a half men.
by Emiyo rodrigay May 22, 2011
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a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.
you go to chartiers houston high school?”

yes

you nasty thing”
by borderline dumb November 15, 2021
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houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".
by Che lichni November 26, 2013
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An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"
by Mindraker November 29, 2009
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