crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 09, 2016

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 01, 2011

crooks and castles

some shitty pseudo thug tough guy clothing that appeals to mostly blacks, hispanics and asians that normally think they are tough and normally are loser tool bags that are very trendy or scene-ee.

mike:"hey matt look at that tool bag that just walked in the bar with his crooks and castles clothing" matt: " yea he's a pure douche bag walking around like he can't be broken"

by dennt December 31, 2013

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 03, 2008

Coochie Crook

A male who ruffly pounds a woman's pussy like it wasn't offered to him

Woman :Bob I was sore for days after i had sex with you

Man : I know they call me the Coochie Crook

by coochie killer September 02, 2008

crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 07, 2006

Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks

by DJ_Sikk January 31, 2016