Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.

Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.

by GLethal85 June 08, 2012

Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.

Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.

by Jasey Rae Rae January 30, 2010

Celebrity crush

Johnny Depp i

A:Why is he your celebrity crush?

B: 'Cause he is hot.

by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019

Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.

"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.

by Tdog13 April 07, 2010

Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.

John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 May 09, 2010

Celebrity deposit

When you are bored at a friends house so you sneak off to the kitchen and rub one out and blow ya load into a glass and then hide it back in the cupboard.

Fuck I was bored at old mates house on the weekend so I left him a celebrity deposit.

by Apathydan July 15, 2019

family celebrity

The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.

Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...

You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.

Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.

You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.

by SpecialistoftheStrange March 29, 2020