carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

Carps

Carps meaning to be suspected or suspicious of.

1.) Hey foo you see that person staying their,they looking pretty carps

1.)Hurry up and hit the phone foo you looking carps

by Diaranson September 3, 2022

Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022

Coonskin Carp

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.

Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*

by Uriah heep January 9, 2009