by bigdogzcok February 07, 2014
by WeirdChallenges November 03, 2019
Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.
Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!
by LobsterHustle May 06, 2017
A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
Let's play Tampon Tag!
by Lola Flores December 30, 2010
A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
by MASHISHI April 29, 2009
When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.
Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'
Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'
Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!
Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'
Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'
by Elly9393 April 24, 2010
When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.
Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"
Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"
Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"
Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"
Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"
Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"
Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"
by Derrick Snow May 04, 2007