The pool is closed 

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained

"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"

The pool is closed by The great panzer of the lake August 29, 2018

Close to the flagpole 

Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.

This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.

I've been goofing off way out here but they're moving me close to the flagpole.

Close to the flagpole by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

the bank is closed by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

the shop is closed 

When someone says their shop is closed, it means that they are no longer dtf. Commonly said immediately after orgasm.

"Let me put it in my mouth."
"No, the shop is closed."

the shop is closed by dfgrod March 25, 2017

Flying too close to the Sun 

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.

Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

Flying too close to the Sun by Jlova71 July 26, 2018

The Bank's Closed. 

When referring to kissing, denying the kiss of it's happening...

*Boy leans in for kiss*

Girl: Sorry, but the bank's closed.

The Bank's Closed. by TheNewJoanRivers December 8, 2010

Keepin it real close to the concrete 

Keepin it gully/street

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.

Keepin it real close to the concrete by The White Bastard January 7, 2006