by Greg Toland January 08, 2015
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
by Sexydimma October 19, 2013
This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.
NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.
Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.
Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
by vivaci January 19, 2010
Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.
Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.
by Kirobos December 09, 2006
A closet or room in your house where you put everything you don't know what do with; just crammed with stuff, and very messy. From the TV show "Friends". The character Monica was an obsessive neat-freak, but it was revealed in one episode that in fact she had a closet stuffed completely full of junk.
by Itsnotme June 11, 2007
by Paramouth-to-ASS Productions February 12, 2012
Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
by Scott D. Putnam October 18, 2004