Cozy Sweater

When you out of condoms and you must reuse the one that you took off and flung on the floor. It will more than likely have lint stuck to it which may keep your penis warm.

I was out of rubbers and she was ready for round two so I had to give her the Cozy Sweater.

by RealFNdeal November 8, 2018

Lite Sweater

When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.

Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."

by Frankiefist October 30, 2011

Gravy sweater

Gravy Sweater, N. (Grey-vee swë tur) One who sweats gravy from the vajieen

That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.

by Rocky Mc HotGuy April 2, 2018

Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.

Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."

by katexblonde December 8, 2010

Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles

Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.

by Random Ness October 5, 2011

sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022