staffcest

hookups and/or dating between individuals in the workplace.

Did you hear Mike and Carla hooked up at the staff party last night? They work together tonight.. awkwarddd! Talk about staffcest!

by anonymous1235 April 7, 2007

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staffman

a man or boy who wakes up with an erection and then walks around with morning wood or morning glory

That staffman walks around with a morning tent when he wakes up

by tory borty December 24, 2012

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Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

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staff duty

A 24 hour shift, done in rotation from under paid soldiers in the army.

I wish I could, but I have staff duty tonight so I'll be asleep all day tomorrow.

by MrsOliverthaArmywife June 10, 2017

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A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF

1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone

by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019

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Seafood Spaghetti Noodles

When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.

Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.

by Papa Italy December 12, 2019

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