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Land Before Time Status

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A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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boo status

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Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.

Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter
John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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Facebook Idol Status

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After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
by kateeeee! May 20, 2009
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When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.
Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
by Selam June 11, 2006
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chillzin status

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Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence
"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "
by B Master Brett December 5, 2007
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