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stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
by zacherzach January 4, 2007
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 21, 2007
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Staley

v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether.

2. to die of a drug overdose.

in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains.
person 1: dude, where has joe been?
person 2: i dont know man, he staley'd.
by bella45 October 21, 2008
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Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007
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Stanley

Only the Coolest Fucking house... EVER...
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

(on the Lawrenceville Campus)
1:Boy 1: Hey what house is that?
Boy 2: Oh that's Stanley.
Boy 3: Yeah, its the coolest fucking house ever.
2: Shouse is the wellknown battle cry of Stanley.
by pootybooty July 16, 2008
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stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"
by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008
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Stanley Cup

When you fist a girl anally and vaginally hold her above your head like a trophy and shake her up and down as if you won the Stanley cup
She got a concussion from the Stanley cup I gave her last night
by LJA9107 December 2, 2017
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