Crazed, wacked out dog whose rear legs fully extend past the front two while in a full-out running motion. When on grass, turf flies left, right and center. Can be caused by screaming a spastic "squirelly" multiple times until the dog flips out. Must emphasize that it must be screamed as: "squir-leeeeeeeeee" over and over, with enough force to make your face turn red.
by Skawt N. October 23, 2005
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remember that dumb bitch from phineas and ferb, candyke or whatever the fuck her name was and it was the episode where she had squirls in her pants? well it’s that but Squirrels Queefing In My Pants.
by caughtsimpin February 10, 2020
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A country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click... but kinda sorta.
by Squiremaster May 25, 2012
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A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009
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