squidard

one lonely pubic hair on a womans monk

I almost choked on my girlfriends squidard.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011

Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

by Tsuki October 9, 2020

squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

Squidward

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008

squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!

McCann squidward dab

by McCann lad June 18, 2016

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

squizzard

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

by the shit March 19, 2003