by Light Joker May 21, 2004
Get the Jack Squat mug.Homeless punks, either got kicked out of their houses for rebellion, or is old enough to not be able to afford a house on their own. Not someone who is lazy, becasue thier not lazy.. most of them do have jobs.. but dont make enough money to buy a house, or old enough. Most of them are nice people.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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Squatter girl was made famous by PlanetEDM and DogsOnAcid. JoeyD from PlanetEDM took a photo of a woman ("Joanna") in an erm... "unusual" stance and after the photoshop crew at DogsOnAcid got hold of it she became and instant internet superstar.
by Squat4Life November 23, 2003
Get the squatter girl mug.A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 15, 2007
Get the Spider Squat System mug.The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.
a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011
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different from "red wings," which is the badge you earn after performing the act.
different from "red wings," which is the badge you earn after performing the act.
"did you hear about Johnny last night? he was tryin to get his girl off and he got squatted on, so now he's got his red wings."
by andynola April 2, 2008
Get the squatted on mug.A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016
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