Sponge Blitz

The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.

people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days

by crapp0ld April 3, 2009

bullet sponge

A member of the United States Marine Corps

1. A man or woman who risks their lives for their country are bullet sponges
2. The bravest amongst us put them selves in danger for their country like a bullet sponge

by ellybelly161 July 7, 2010

Sponge Bob

A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.

There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...

by Don Wong October 26, 2003

Sponge Gloss

Sponge Gloss is a sparkly small pink bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink yet translucent. But the applicator inside of it seems to be bigger than the case of sponge gloss

spongebob put sponge gloss on for PICTURE DAY.

by JACK_DAVIS_#1 May 9, 2009

Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

by angelas101 January 23, 2010

Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

Hate Sponge

A kind of call centre job you might find yourself doing one day. Essentially, it's any job where you sit and take complaints, but don't have any authority to fix the problem or help the customer, so all you can do is sit there and sponge up all the hate and anger they're directing at the company or product. Hence, Hate Sponge.

Anna: "So I heard you're working at SOME CORPORATION now"
John: "Yeah, but I'm just a hate sponge. It sucks."

by wordsmiths August 27, 2013