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speeding

being sped.
allison ackbar was speeding last night.
by lil squelch December 22, 2020
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Spelling

An poplar ancient science where one learned how to spell correctly. It was a very important part of human communication all the way up until the invention of Spell Check, after which nobody really cared.
Spelling sucks coc
by WEYCLEER November 2, 2021
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spelling definitions

how (insert hurtful word) spell (misspelt word)
basically spelling definitions just insult people for there stupidity or something along the lines of that.
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spelling bee

It will take what feels like days to figure out any of the words that have to be more than four letters
Hey I think i see a word, (We're on the spelling bee site by the NY Post)
No its been rejected it needs more than four letters.
FFS, lets get wordling instead, or forget all of this and go for a hike.
by brokeanotherchair August 18, 2022
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Speeding

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.
by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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Speeing

I’m literally speeing rn
by Oatmealdippedkale June 30, 2023
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