honky tonk special

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.

Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"

by Nicholas D September 7, 2013

cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.

Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.

by jenna jamason December 12, 2009

The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR)

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, most commonly known as NMR spectroscopy or magnetic resonance spectroscopy (MRS), is a spectroscopic technique to observe local magnetic fields around atomic nuclei. The sample is placed in a magnetic field and the NMR signal is produced by excitation of the nuclei sample with radio waves into nuclear magnetic resonance, which is detected with sensitive radio receivers. The intramolecular magnetic field around an atom in a molecule changes the resonance frequency, thus giving access to details of the electronic structure of a molecule and its individual functional groups. As the fields are unique or highly characteristic to individual compounds, in modern organic chemistry practice, NMR spectroscopy is the definitive method to identify monomolecular organic compounds.

Person 1: Do you think our laboratory needs an NMR-spectrometer?

Person 2: I've heard they're unbelievably expensive, but Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR) is an essential analytical procedure for sure .

by chemking May 28, 2020

Special Forces Medic

1) A soldier that has completed the Special Forces Qualification Course with a specialty in medicine thus earning the 18 CMOS and the D identifier making him an 18D.

2) A medical genius in the fields of trauma care, trauma surgery, anesthesiology and clinical medicine. They also have a good knowledge and understanding of dental medicine, vetrinary medicine and optometry.

3) Often chosen over a P.A. or M.D. in the specified area by soldiers because of their extensive specialty training.

1) Have you seen a Special Forces Medic around, we could realy use one to help this wounded soldier out.

2) That 18D put a chest tube and cric in that soldier like he does it every day.

by ButtonsMedical September 26, 2010

Sector is clear

Sector before Darth Maul throws his lightsaber and buttfucks some clones with it.

Clone Commander: Sector is clear.
Darth Maul: *Force throws lightsaber into a group of clones*
Clone Commander: NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!

by Cuckage July 1, 2017

jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

by theButcher July 19, 2007