Sober tweak

Sober tweak (n): a person who displays the attributes of a crack head but is completely sober.

“Damn bruh Tejas be a sober tweak.”

by Dig Boinker September 9, 2018

sober filter

A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.

Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.

by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019

sobbinf

Sobbinf means that you are sobbing
But its pathetically, anf funny

Me: sobbinf
Them: you misspelled sobbing
Me: no, you dumb swine, I mesnt to say
Me: sobbinf

Them: sobbinf

by Kuzusouda June 7, 2021

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016

Bad Sober

A person who is miserable to be around sober.

Is it me or is Josh now miserable to be around? Yeah, he's a bad sober.

by Diabolicald39 December 23, 2020