archie the sloth

my beautiful son with a huge dick

big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “

massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “

by bigballnboobiebetty May 27, 2021

Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015

sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy

Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.

by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015

sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017

Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly

son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad

by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013