Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.

Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo

by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013

sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 28, 2017

sloth people

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front

Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.

by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly

son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad

by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019

spam-sloth

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005