Sideways P-Ray

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.
She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
by Charlie-barlie December 11, 2019
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stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.
Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.
by A regular boy November 28, 2018
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chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe
i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways
by Jorge Busch August 22, 2008
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turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.
Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.
by vanco April 14, 2009
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fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”
someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤
by ur dad text me hey April 14, 2018
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sideway sloppy joe

Bangin a chick sideways when she is on the rag
OMG, I heard Dick had some sideway sloppy joe last night!
by WTP May 11, 2009
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coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.
"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."
by Pikapikahikaru June 26, 2020
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