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sideways hug

A Denny Crane- like phenomenon in which a man tries to disingenuously cop a boob feel by putting his arm around a woman's shoulders, then inadvertently letting his hand drop below the shoulder and the arm, as a result getting a nice handful of tit "by accident", allowing the victim to rationalize the boob squeeze as an honest mistake, probably hers. Generally occurs in the workplace and is used most commonly and successfully by white men over 50.
Yeah, Dave thanked me for closing the deal and then gave me the sideways hug.

Oh yeah, once you make partner you'll for sure get the sideways hug, its just Dave's way of saying congratulations.
by cowgirl007 February 15, 2009
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Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that will get you shit faced faster than you can say "oompaloompa". Basically, passing around 40s of Steely until you hit the bar code and then refilling it with Sparks. Tastes nasty, but you get drunk to the point that it doesn't matter.
After killing the second sidewalk slammer, Tim and Jane had blackout drunken sex and woke up the next mourning in one another's barf.
by OrangePuma June 16, 2009
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talking sideways

speaking about some one behinde there back.saying things to down a person when there not around.
" That boy Z talking sideways bout u and ya game."
by Hollywood , a.k.a. Superman October 16, 2005
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slideways

Used as another term for drifting

Also see Drift
That car went S-L-I-D-E-W-A-Y-S!
by Ajc_176 March 23, 2005
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thumbs sideways

When something is neither good nor bad.
When Karen asked me how I liked her new boyfriend, I said "meh" and gave her a thumbs sideways.
by cq29 February 22, 2010
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fucked sideways

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
by Kenny D. December 5, 2004
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sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle
So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?
by budley October 10, 2005
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