Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.
Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.
by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024
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sidewalk space

when a friend or someone you walkin next to on a sidewalk is takin up all the room. leavin you wit just a lil bit of sidewalk to walk on.

or

when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"

"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
by mrs.richnigga April 15, 2009
mugGet the sidewalk spacemug.

sidewalk pigeon

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons
by Daniel does January 15, 2025
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sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.
Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!
by Daniel does January 15, 2025
mugGet the sidewalk pigeonmug.

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