1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024

when a friend or someone you walkin next to on a sidewalk is takin up all the room. leavin you wit just a lil bit of sidewalk to walk on.
or
when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
or
when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"
"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
by mrs.richnigga April 15, 2009

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

by Daniel does January 15, 2025
