Shrek

GOD, THE BIBLE

IM WORSHIPING SHREK TONIGHT

by YGCVV VGVGHVXDFHCBK July 16, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest cartoon character known to man.

I wanna fuck Shrek so hard

by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.

1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.

by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019

Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii December 6, 2019

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019