“Shoe Shop”

A place you go to buy shoes...

Ok, we know this is a GTAV strip club joke because of the Icon on the map.

Friend 1:
“You can play gta 5 on my Xbox, just please don’t enter the “shoe shop”.

Friend 2:
“K”

by jay95.exe November 15, 2019

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009

Star shopping

It is when you or others are tryna find the perfect guy or girl to love and have a relationship with

“Im tryna make this year the best by star shopping hopefully to find someone special”

by Nshdjend August 30, 2018

p-shop

v. - to alter (a photo) with image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop. Abbreviation of Photoshop.

Were Ignignokt and Err really on the Daily Show? I would like to see that episode.

Ha! So would I.... No, someone p-shopped it.

by the migster November 7, 2005

bitches be shopping

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.

Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"

by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011

relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.

John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.

by Beclan November 5, 2010

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010