Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.

Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."

by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018

No shit sherlock

Longer sentence for "of course" and "its obvious".
Mostly used in insults and arguements.

According to the big Indonesian dictionary., "Skuy" is not a standard senten-

No shit sherlock, it is not a standard Indonesian sentence..... but it was a indonesian slang!

by Agent RBXY July 16, 2022

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

by Watson4real February 11, 2024

Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods

HELP, IM SHERLOCKING AAAAAAAAAA

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023