Gab Session

Something white girls do when their boy toy breaks up with them.

OMG Becky that was like totes a great gab session. Wanna go get Starbucks now?

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2014

selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.

My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.

by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014

Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.

Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"

by 51-13.64 June 3, 2018

session-table

Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted

A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

stranger session

When a photographer arranges random people to meet for pictures, can ended up in kissing, holding hands or sex at the end

So my neighbor is a photographer and set me up on a stranger session

by Elsancho2020 November 16, 2020

Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

depression session

Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world

“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
“no sorry I’m having a depression session”

by sadlula August 10, 2020