midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

Craft services

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.

The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.

Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.

by tarrantboy November 30, 2009

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Lip Service

When your playing partner lips out a putt he simply just ordered some lip service.

Nice putt Tim Dawg, maybe you shouldn’t have ordered that lip service.

by Bawsz February 16, 2021

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015