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screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, the man pulls out, sticks his dick in sand then back in the woman's vagina causing her to scream like a seagull
Pamella Anderson was given 3 screaming seagulls from David Hasselhoff while on the set of Baywatch
by the scarlet avenger February 22, 2010
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seagull breath

The breath of someone who has been seagulled, which is having another man rub his cum in your face.
Oh, man, you got seagull breath, it smells like jizz!
by ybtpr July 9, 2007
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Seagull

A friend who asks you to hook him up with girls that you have dated in the past and are still friends with but no longer interested in having a relationship with.

The definition relates to the way a seagull will feed off the leftovers of your fish and chips which is similar to a friend asking you to hook him up with past girlfriends you have scrapped.
Tom: Hey Sam, guess what? I got a new girlfriend.

Sam: I thought you already had a girlfriend.
Tom: Yeah I did, but this new girls way hotter.

Sam: Can I go out with your old girlfriend
Tom: Lol, yeah sure you can have my scraps you seagull
by weaby3 October 18, 2013
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Yellow seagull

A yellow pill or roll that is often sold in the rave/club scene. They are sold as e, but often contain an analogue of LSD or piperazine so that they're made cheaply. If someone tells you they're selling yellow seagulls, you're probably in for a hell of a night.

If it's a compressed pill, chances are it's not MDMA.
"What was in the yellow seagull you sold me?"
"MDMA"
"No way, I'm tripping balls!"
by sillyseagull January 24, 2012
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filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010
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Screaming Seagull

That thing where you take out your little Chewbacca and then you rubs him in the sandy beach and return him to his happy place inside and the sandy badness makes the happy place on the lady hurt and she screams and the beach is where seagulls live and that is why.
My fine lady screamed like a screaming seagull when i performed the screaming seagull on the beach.
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seagull

A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.
That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.
by Calvin Lawson April 20, 2008
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