scientify 

scientify verb transitive (science + suffix ify, from Latin -ficare and -facere, to make or do) - to make smth more scientific, to subject to scientific views, rules and concepts.

He has tried hard to scientify his paper, but it still remains a provocative essay rather than a consistent argument.

She has scientified her diet and as a result got a distaste for food.

scientify by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

scientism 

Religion based on science.

Many fundamentalist Christians tell me that the world is six thousand years old. They say the Bible says so, indirectly, and they show this by comparing genealogies from Adam to Jesus. These add up to 4,000 years, and Jesus was born 2,000 years ago. I do NOT believe this because SCIENCE says otherwise.

Get REAL! Get SCIENTISM!

scientism by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006

sceintists

A pretentious twat that has to spellcheck fucking everything.

Jesus christ, Justin Hornback is spellchecking everyone again like a fucking sceintists. What a dickhole.

sceintists by bitches magee July 4, 2014

scientifical 

adj. Magic-like properties explained through scientific means; an explanation for a claim to properties that defy common sense, in the absence of proof.

Scrubbing Bubbles' claim to "continue cleaning for up to four days" is a little too scientifical to be believed.

When it comes to advertising, science is the new magic. Everything is scientifical!

scientifical by tsuchi July 23, 2012

Dorkus scientificus 

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

Dorkus scientificus by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

scientific by nick April 25, 2005

the glass scientists

A webcomic made by Sabrina Cotugno, It is also based on the book Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

“What are you reading?”

“A webcomic.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Glass Scientists!”

the glass scientists by Jasperizcool November 18, 2022