A guy jacks off while pooping, or someone who is infatuated with poop and jerks to it.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.
by Lyin Book March 20, 2009
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Get the Scat Muncher mug.What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...
This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
by Von Mannshaft March 14, 2009
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Get the scat queen mug.My boyfriend sniffs dirty diapers and gets horny off the aroma of fresh warm poop. He's my big scat daddy.
by Rick Roberson August 4, 2010
Get the scat daddy mug.When two or more people shitting on each other for fun get a rash from the sheer onslaught of runny hot shit all over their face.
'Andy seriously regretted taking Megan out for a curry after he went to work with scat rash of the cheek'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
by popthecorksurf19 March 8, 2009
Get the Scat Rash mug.A Scat Wank involves the "wanker" convering their penis and testicles(maybe even whole body if desired) in faeces. Then they should "rub one out" so to speak with ones fallus covered in excrement.
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Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
Male 1: "Yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has hit America?"
Male 2: *Shocked expression* "Wow what is that?"
Male 1: "It's called scat wanking."
Voice over: "Scat wanking is avalable for anyone wherever they are...but if you go to an organised party forget Bring Your Own Beer the new phrase is 'Bring Your Own Shit'"
Small Print- * We (The Government) do not hold responsibility for Aids contracted in the pool, from shit dick or from a scat wank.
by Spongy_Liver November 25, 2007
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