sammuel 

sammuel, a name for kind, smart and gentleman persons.
a name opposite to samantha. it was said that sammuels are fun to get along with, tenacious, have killer smiles, a great singer and dancer and a good friend. A sammuel's best match would be a samantha because of their similarities - sexy, gorgeous, kind, talented and beautiful or handsome

That sammuel is a gift from heaven! damn!

sammuel by S names definer June 29, 2011

shit sammich 

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

shit sammich by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

sammeh 

Teh ultimate l33t.

Oh my god one day i'm going to be ub3r-l33t like Sammeh

sammeh by ICEdragon August 18, 2003

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

make me a sammich bitch mentality by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

Sammitymaffe 

A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.

Mattie: So, you and Sam seem pretty close.
Emily: Yes, we are. He's such a Sammitymaffe.

Sammitymaffe by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010

samme 

Samme is a humble and kind girl, she is loved by everyone and she will do anything for you if she's your best friend. She might look innocent but she can be a devil, don't ever get in a fight with her or she will ruin your reputation. Samme is beautiful and flawless, all the girls want to be like her and most boys always want her. She is one of a kind there aren't many like Samme.

-dam look at Samme she stunning
-oh I wish I haven't got in the fight with her

samme by mug96 March 22, 2020

Tobias Sammet 

Singer of the german Metalband and Edguy and Mastermind of the All-Star-Project Avantasia.
Amazing singer with a vocal range over 3 octaves who only is 5'4 tall :)
He will kick your asses, ha!

Tobias Sammet rules, buy his records. Now!

Tobias Sammet by metal_girl_ October 13, 2017