samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

Samauria

Beautiful, gorgeous clever please do not lie to a samauria

Your beautiful Samauria

by Yornonda July 18, 2023

the goofy samurai

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.

Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.

by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).

When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai

by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004

Sameer

A hot daddy with a massive dick. Watch out in bed he’s gonna cause a waterfall if you get too deep. Although he’s nice he has 3 billion bitches no woman on earth haven’t fucked this guy he’s a living legend and a god.

Sameer is god

by Hot mommafucker69 March 7, 2022

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

samurai pizza cats

The best super-heroes ever. Consisting of three cats who love pizza, live in Japan and are samurai's.

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!

by Treg August 1, 2003