sassy patrol

One of the greatest web comics ever made, found at www.sassypatrol.com. Created by Space Cowboy from LWS. He is such a garfield.

You are as gay as Pepper von Abortion from sassy patrol!

by capnjiffy February 17, 2005

Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.

Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!

by Mpak July 5, 2009

Sassy Max

A cocky cocktail concoction who's recipe is so closely guarded, even Max doesn't know what's in it. Seriously. But it does have citrus, and it's not too sweet.

It's 5:01 and I'm feelin' sassy...biatch WHERE is my Sassy Max?!

by Be Mills May 10, 2011

Sassy

The sweetest cat that just sits with you all day and she is very fluffy. She loves to sleep in the bed with you. The best cat there can be.

Sassy is my favorite cat.

by Evan J. Maddison May 5, 2018

Sassy Cat

a drunk girl who acquires cat like qualities when she is drunk

friend: oh hey whats up

Sassy Cat: fuck off

by h.b.blackout October 19, 2012

Sassy Cleopatra

An individual who is bold in their convictions, outspoken and fierce in everything that they do. Will call you out, will get in your face, but will always keep it 100 with you. A Sassy Cleopatra combines the right amount of sass and class to remain fabulous.

Often a female, but is not gender exclusive.

- Oh no she did not just tell her that her booty was not looking too cutie!
- She sure did! She is one Sassy Cleopatra!

by looooveIT November 11, 2012

sassylicious

Sass-sy-lish-ious:

adj.

1. Someone who is sassy and delicious.

Ex: "That Michael is so sassylicious!"

by Sassygrl262 September 18, 2013