When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.
Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
by Kezg August 28, 2017

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011

A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.
"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"
" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"
" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"
by kappakappacormac March 29, 2022

Derived from old time sailor saying “I don’t like the cut of your jib”. One who likes to flap their gums in obvious situations . Similar to a captain obvious but a little different. The saying was created by Russell Stefanick in North Battleford, Saskatchewan in 1991
by Russellmussell October 29, 2021

In the act of cutting a pizza, the person takes the knife and cuts it in such a way that after this person is done all the cheese is off the pizza.
by Dwegener July 24, 2010

A reverse runner is an absolutely ridiculous act involving a customer or
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many
groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many
groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.
Travis and Andrew were that drunk from Mr potato head cocktails, that they ordered and paid for a ton of food at Mexicola then left before it was bought out. A sensational reverse runner
by Str8rippinpro December 22, 2022
