Queef

what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart

girl: *farts*
dad: you queef?

by easportstothegay December 15, 2021

Queef

A beautiful noise that should be honored and respected by all human beings on this earth.

Guy #1: Hehe Lizzy had a queef.
Guy #2: Hehehehehehe, queef.
Girl #1: Dont laugh! A queef is one of the most beautiful noises ur dumbasses will ever hear so stfu bastards.
LIzzy Queefs again
Guy #1 and #2: All hail the queeeeennnn.

by RandomOfCourse October 26, 2019

Queef

a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).

joanie can queef on command!

by lemon pye January 5, 2003

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009

Queef

Vaginal Expulsion Of Gas

despite being male, bobbo can queef better than you

by dubfoo December 16, 2006

Queef

n., A cuntfart

"Anna Nicole ripped off three quick queefs, clearing the dance floor"

by Fred Rogers March 24, 2003

Queef

a vart, another name for Dr. Phil

1. What that hooker does after she has a client
2. Dr. Phil

by blah January 5, 2004