pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid

me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe

by asdlkjlas January 27, 2017

comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle

So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

net pyramid

The new power structure when the most powerful companies take over the internet and drive internet traffic to their sites while smaller companies are pushed to the bottom. net neutrality, internet, websites, pyramid, Google, Microsoft, internet search, surfing the web, tech industry, tech, search engine, computer

If net neutrality is destroyed then the net pyramid will rule and most small businesses will suffer.

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2017

Pyramid Builder

a racist term used to define Egyptians (cuz they built the pyramids)
but it can also be used as a brotherly term depending on context

Guy 1: whats good my pyramid builder?
Egyptian: Nothing much wanna get some feesekh later bro?

by Aliyy January 28, 2024

Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man

Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!

by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021

Pyramid Builder

The MAN of your Dreams who can bring you to Edge of the Seven Wonders....then show ya how he built that sh*t.

Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!

(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)

by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022

Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.

"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."

by the modhatter June 11, 2025