Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

pumperfluffigan

Possibly a character from a dr suess book, but has yet to be identified. Possibly large and soft. If one is seen take caution, its reaction to human is still unknown and possibly dangerous.

Jill: Jon is that a pumperfluffigan.
Jon: What the hell is a pumperfluffigan.

by haha321 December 9, 2008

puppered

When you've been triggered by a pupper.

Mike St. Was puppered.

by Katter da hatter October 16, 2017

Puppers

A fluffy furry. Loves gay porn.

“What furry are you?” “I’m Puppers.”

by Mrs Katie January 23, 2021

Heart pumper

A girl/boy who makes your heart pump faster every time you see or talk to her/him. Similar to eye candy. So charming and really good looking that your heart feels as if its pumping a great deal.

John passed by Staci
Staci turned around to her friend Beth and said "John is such a heart pumper!" Beth replied with a wry goofy smile on her face "He really is a heart pumper! So georgus!"

by Anastasia Caraway December 20, 2010

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.

americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper

by 55313 February 20, 2009