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pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.
dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
by andocommando October 6, 2011
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Pube Jockey

A girl who uses her mans overgrown pubes to pull herself further onto his cock for a deep throat. like a horse jockey pulls on a horse's reins.
Damn man last night when my girl blew me she pulled my pubes like she was a damn pube jockey.
by OhHaiDer June 29, 2010
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Pube Loofah

When you're showering with your girl, and you lather up your pubes with soap, and rub them up against her to scrub her off.
Her face was dirty, so I used my pube loofah on it.
by FredDill September 20, 2010
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Pube Rake

Mitch's pube rake tickled Lindsey's vagina.
by Goodtimes1836 December 8, 2011
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pubeican

a pubeican, is when a person shaves their pubic hair into a mohican, then compares their newly shaved region, with famous mohicans, be it celebrity mohicans or just any found on google images.
by sammybwoiiii June 19, 2011
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Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.
Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!
by The definder September 24, 2011
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pubedreadlock

When Male/Female grows pubes really long, and then twist them into long dreadlocks.
Chris Michelson has really long pubes and wants to be fancy by twisting them into pubedreadlocks.
by amarvelfreak June 5, 2014
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