turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

by Sexydimma May 16, 2017

Pint

A traditional English euphemism for one's penis (or the penis of one's friend).

I wish there were more opportunities to watch Morris Dancing. Preferably with pint in hand.

by stubags January 9, 2017

Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.

“I can tell he’s going for a pint”

“How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”

by English words June 3, 2023

few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.

Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."

by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023

House Pint

A pint on the house!

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023