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e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!
"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"
by BonusBear April 8, 2010
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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
by eric bisto October 24, 2020
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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Pint Spiller

When a specific section of a song usually the breakdown is so intense, that you feel the urge to throw down and throw your pint, harder than Princess Diana's Driver drove into the tunnel wall, then it is deemed a Pint Spiller,
Man, that new Child Sodomiser song is the biggest Pint Spiller ive ever heard, i spilled thirty pints just listening to the first verse.
by WilliamJamesRoss November 21, 2010
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arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.
Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?
by Chinese Snorkel October 9, 2019
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Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.
Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing
by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023
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Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.
good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.
by HowManyTries July 26, 2024
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