pint of numbers

Term used for a pint of kronenburg 1664

I’ll have a pint of numbers

by Midnight barber December 9, 2022

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Mega Pint

A large, copious, or otherwise excessive amount of a beverage; usually alcoholic.

I sit in my pent house drinking Mega Pints of wine.

by Umm_roo May 29, 2022

Pint

A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$

"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"

by ipsychonaut2 May 9, 2022

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010