Phat L

when something really bad happens, or someone is about to do something that sucks.

person 1: “i have tons of homework i haven’t done yet.”
person 2: “that’s a phat L.”

by dalessss December 19, 2018

phat beats

Really fuckin awesome, groovin, funky-ass drum beats, usually found in GOOD hip-hop music!

I LOVE PHAT BEATS!

by jeffar March 2, 2009

phat lewt

Phat Lewt = Fat Loot
Fat as in the slang word; Cool/good
Loot as in Items picked ut(looted) from mobs in games, most often mmorpgs

I want phat lewt!
I got phat lewt!

by mriswith April 13, 2006

phat lady

A phat lady is an extremely awesome sandwich only made and served in the heart of Princeton, NJ by Hoagie Haven. It is made up of an entire cheese steak with fries, mozzarella sticks, and whatever condiments you want!!!

Everyone is going to go to Hoagie Haven to get their phat lady's before they are all gone, you down?

by Phillip Foster June 17, 2008

Phat Minute

Exactly 47 minutes.

I'll be there in a phat minute.

by ieathobosforfun December 1, 2009

Phat Hoe

Your mom.

Guy: damn bro, did you see that phat hoe?
Other guy: dude, that was my mom.
Guy: Oh shit. She thicc.

by NiggerBitch123 January 22, 2018

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010