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Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.
Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.
by jagerhall May 25, 2018
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Prussian Parachute

When you grab both balls in both hands and spread them apart and start flapping like you jumped out of a plane without a parachute.
When you get to prison, you gotta pull the ol' prussian parachute out on 'em to assert your dominance...
by Mc1rish March 1, 2023
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poop particle

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
by 7ev March 6, 2023
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particihate

sitting on one's butt doing nothing while others do some constructive activity. Usually done in a mocking manner.
"Come on Brad come over here and help us put up these flyers. God I hate it when you particihate."
by the cman December 25, 2008
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itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.
Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.
by Accruedd December 2, 2010
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parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.
i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.
by J Dawg April 28, 2003
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golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.
Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.
by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016
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